mckinleyismorefabulousthanyou
The worst question you can ask a theatre person:

You: Who are you?

Me:

Me:

Me: I am what I am

Me: TWOOOO FOUUUR SIX OH ONENNNNNENENEEEEE

Me: I am a latter day saint, I help all those I can

Me: I am more than memory

Me: I’m not that girl

Me: Hello. My name is ELder Price.

Me: I’m flying high, defying gravity

Me: I am not a closeted homowhatever

Me: I’m the king of new york

Me: I am a Mormon, and DANG IT

Me: Mark has got his work

Me: AND I’M JAVERT

DO NOT FORGET MY NAME

DO NOT FORGET ME

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