- Gives nose/forehead kisses: JERRY
- Gets jealous the most: DALE
- Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: DALE
- Takes care of on sick days: BOTH, although Dale won’t confess it
- Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: DALE
- Gives unprompted massages: JERRY
- Drives/rides shotgun: JERRY drives, DALE rides shotgun
- Brings the other lunch at work: JERRY
- Has the better parental relationship: JERRY
- Tries to start role-playing in bed: NEITHER
- Embarrassingly drunk dancer: DALE
- Still cries watching Titanic: NEITHER, the film doesn’t exist in the 1930s
- Firmly believes in couples costumes: JERRY
- Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: BOTH, but Dale would only do it just to get rid of Jerry
- Makes the other eat breakfast: DALE
- Remembers anniversaries: DALE, because deep down inside she actually loves Jerry.
- Brings up having kids: DALE, just to scare Jerry