
soda cans produced between 1930’s to 1970’s
Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

Jack: I’d catch a grenade for you..

Katherine: Jack! You can’t do that! You’ll die!

Holy frigging shit
if your favorite musical is: wicked, once, phantom of the opera, the book of mormon, cats, gypsy, a chorus line, into the woods, little shop of horrors, the king and i, shrek, matilda, my favorite year, the producers, crazy for you, pacific overtures, bonnie and clyde, bye bye birdie, 1776, beauty and the beast, newsies, les miserables, assassins, dreamgirls, rock of ages, hairspray, side show, ragtime, sweeney todd, show boat, the color purple, urinetown, company, carmen jones, the threepenny opera, american idiot, caroline or change, tommy, grey gardens, the drowsy chaperone, applause, jersey boys, kiss of the spider-woman, mamma mia, spamalot, beautiful: the carole king musical, the fantasticks, chess, rent, titanic, the wedding singer, merrily we roll along, kiss me kate, next to normal, pippin, a funny thing happened on the way to the forum, camelot, a gentleman’s guide to love and murder, passing strange, aida, sunset boulevard, lady in the dark, xanadu, 110 in the shade, the producers, annie, falsettos, cabaret, if/then, brigadoon, pal joey, hedwig and the angry inch, parade, hello dolly, curtains, my fair lady, fun home, blood brothers, evita, how to succeed in business without really trying, damn yankees, billy elliott, an american in paris, the sound of music, the visit, floyd collins, the man of la mancha, gigi, jesus christ superstar, miss saigon, bloody bloody andrew jackson, fosse, dirty rotten scoundrels, singin in the rain, the best little whorehouse in texas, passion, once upon a mattress, 42nd street, south pacific, west side story, oklahoma, mame, grand hotel, the scottsboro boys, it shoulda been you, sweet charity, legally blonde, sunday in the park with george, sister act, finding neverland, joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat, big river, kinky boots, the lion king, porgy and bess, the full monty, wonderful town, hamilton, dames at sea, aladdin, funny girl, peter pan, nine, memphis, love never dies, contact, the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee, the cradle will rock, chicago, the light in the piazza, follies, on the town, la cage aux folles, the wild party, fiddler on the roof, in the heights, candide, the civil war, the last five years, a little night music, catch me if you can, anything goes, carousel, something rotten, she loves me, guys and dolls, on the twentieth century, oliver, the music man, grease, spring awakening, or avenue q you have a bad taste in theatre
[Fans of The Wiz cheering in the distance]
[Fans of Heathers cheering in the distance]
[Fans of Hunchback of Notre Dame cheering in the distance]
[Fans of Mary Poppins cheering in the distance]
Do you know what you have a bad taste in? Spelling. Education time for all theater lovers out there. ITS NOT THEATRE, its theater. Theatre is the french spelling and while it is great and all to have french spelling, it is incorrect. Theaters are allowed to call themselves a “Theatre” because 1. its a proper noun and part of their title and 2. When you pull in millions of dollars every year, you can call yourself whatever the fuck you want.
YAS!
Holy frigging shit